I totally appreciate your awesomeness. I saw what you did during the Derecho Storm this summer. I remember what you threatened before Hurricane Irene in August 2011. I now own a generator, but I would really prefer to not have to use it. You dropped a bunch of snow on northern New Jersey last year just before Halloween. That was not an amusing trick and I do not want to be the victim of your attempt at weather-based comedy this year. Dangerous weather is serious busy for us life forms.
I would like to ride my horse, try on his new boots, go to work, hand out candy on Halloween, and have a generally boring week, thank you very much. May I remind you that I live in New Jersey? I like it boring around here. Since my state is so small, maybe you could just cut us some slack and skip right over us. I do not think anyone will notice. We hardly made the news during the Derecho when a third of the state lost power. I promise not to tell that you gave us a break.